The comic musings of the Limerick King...
There was an old Turk,
who round the stables would lurk,
With a handful of grass, he would select a fine ass,
cos a you know a donkey is for more than just work!
There was a young Greek,
who at naked ladies did peek,
but without a wedding band, he had to use his hand,
at least three times a week!
There was a young lady called Cate,
who's arse was as big as a gate,
She wanted to be thin, the size of a pin,
but alas she was what she ate!
The was a young boy called Murray,
was poo was often a slurry,
so after some beer, there was always the fear,
he'd have to go to the loo in a hurry!
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