Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Champers dear boy?

The mighty Marne beckons… just turn left at the giant Chinese restaurant and keep on going. 


We soon leave town behind and enter a small lock; beyond the canal narrows. 
It’s really pretty and more relaxing again than the Seine.  There are still barges and tricky bits (we have our first grounding trying to get onto a waiting pontoon by a lock) but all in all we really enjoy our first day of proper canals.  To celebrate hit one of the many cute canalside villages and buy CC some planters and flowers to complete the “narrowboat” look.   (Look away now sailors, it’s not very shipshape and Bristol fashion!)
 
The weather has turned again and we endure heavy rain and poor visibility, so much so we run into one of the VNF boats in a lock.  I don’t think they were as amused as we were!  After a bit of clunking together they get the drift and move up to the head of the lock where they should have been in the first place…
It’s also the first test of the lowering for the solar panel arch to go through tunnels and fit under bridges.  (The whole structure hinges off the transom and can be lowered to water level if needs be)  It worked extremely well even if we did have to go round in circles for a bit while we got ourselves sorted out adding to stress levels of the poor lock keepers as we were potentially holding up commercial traffic.  

 
Where the hell are we?
Next excitement was getting used to a new locking system (there isn’t one; all the locks are different!) and avoiding fast moving barges in very narrow sections.  All good stuff and we are learning as we go.  We know we must be doing OK as our “guest” hasn’t abandoned ship or even looked perturbed.  (“What do I know?” says Sonya “You never let on you were worried!”)

This section of the Marne is very Amazonian.  Lots of trees right down to the banks and loads of wildlife.  Fisherman line the banks at villages and the barge traffic starts to thin out.  The stopovers become more remote as well, often with no power or H2O but that doesn’t bother us much as we just take great delight in being able to step off your boat and take a stroll along the river bank whenever you please. 





We are now also entering an area of the canal where they give you your own remote control to work the locks.  What a pleasant surprise to be able to lock at your own pace… fantastic idea… it just adds to the whole sense of the slow pace of canal life.  I just can’t get over what a wonderful resource the canal system is and not just for boaters but walker, bikers, fishermen etc.  Shame New Zealand never thought to have any…

It’s very misty in the mornings and autumnal colours are starting to touch the trees.  Walnuts, hops and sloes abound and nests of mistletoe adorn the trees on every side.  There is a definite nip in the air but still Sonya refuses to give up on the t-shirts and shorts – hardy folk, these west coasters!

Any rabbits down here?
We are finally hitting champagne country and the vines stretch up the top of the hills on either side blending in with old pockets of forest.   We have some great walks among the vines and enjoy the curiosity and friendliness of the locals. 

In one village bar we met the quintessential Frenchman; short, dark, lightly bearded with a beret and pantaloon trousers.  If he had been wearing a stripy t-shirt, neckerchief and been carrying a string of onions we may have had to kidnap him for use by the French tourist board.  And what manners!  Hat off to talk to the ladies, shake everyone’s hand upon entering the bar, acknowledge each person leaving...  You could have done worse Sonya!   Has to have been one of our favourite bar experiences so far… and we learnt some French as well.  What more could you ask for?!
 


We seem to have mistimed our run down the Champagne stretch as we now find out that harvesting is about to start and sure enough white vans begin to dot the hillsides and caravans litter the canal banks.  Unlike New Zealanders the French don’t appear to think of harvesting as a tourist attraction and all the champagne houses we come across are closed and even some of the associated tourist traps; yes we really did want to see that miniaturised champagne diorama!


 

Rue de Buttes!
Finally we reach Cumieres and to our relief Champagne tasting is on the menu and we walk up to Haute Villers; the village where Dom Perignon discovered the joys of riddling champagne. 
At last a touristy village, complete with overpriced antique shops, cafes and champagne houses.   We take the opportunity to visit two champagne masions and have a tipple or two.  There are some interesting champagnes being made here that are not to the traditional standards.  Some of the nicest ones contain only one or two grape varieties whereas normally all three would be mixed together.  (FYI: only sparkling wine from this small region can be called “champagne” and only three grape varieties can be grown – Chardonnay, Pinot Noir, Pinot Meunier) 




We also try some Ratafia; an 18% aperitif made of 80% Pinot Noir grape juice and 20% Marc de Champagne (distilled from the pulp).  It’s like drinking liquid honey, very morish!  I have found I quite like these “aperitifs” and another one to look out for is Pommeau, a cider and calvados based number  - yum yum!



 
Epernay is the next stop on the tour and the halte nautique is run by a really lovely couple.  Francoise likes to greet visitors with a Kir Royal (Kir liqueur and champagne) and hands out free trips to Champagne de Castellane, the massive and amazingly tiled champagne house directly behind the halte.  We quickly get organised and head off to take advantage of this offer. It turns out to be a free trip well taken and we learn loads about the history and making of Champagne.  Straight after this (being literally gluttons for punishment!) we opt to tour Mercier… we have been lured by the talk of the naff touristy nature of their tour and sure enough we aren’t disappointed. 
Mercier was a man before his time when it came to advertising and we thoroughly enjoy the story of the huge champagne barrel he created for the Great Exhibition in Paris.  (It can hold 600 hectolitres – or a huge amount if you can’t relate to that!)  Apparently it took many days and oxen to get it there.  Not to mention the fact that he had to buy and knock houses down along the way because it was too big to fit down some streets!  The rest of the tour starts with a lift descending into the caves.  The lift itself is part of the tour and dioramas light up along the way to tell the story of the family.  Next comes a film about the history of Mercier and then a trip around the many miles of underground caves in a laser guided electric train – so naff and so cool!!  The caves were built with tourists in mind and Mercier even went as far as to employ the famous artist Gustave Navlet to adorn the walls and alcoves with sculptures.  As usual the tour ends with a tasting session (what a shame?!) and we take the opportunity to ask a question that has been bugging us for a while.  Why don’t the French have to net their grapes?  Turns out no-one can answer this and indeed one bloke works up quite a sweat trying to come up with an answer.  Luckily the wee Bulgarian girl working for them politely points out that the reason they don’t need nets  is that they don’t have any birds… although no one wants to admit that this might be due to the amount of pesticides being used in production they did stress they were trying to cut back on that side of grape management!

Other useful Champagne facts:
  • 80% of all champagne produced is drunk in France
  • Land that is allowed to grow champagne grapes is worth 1 million euros per hectare
  • If there isn’t a year on the bottle label it isn’t a vintage
  • Vintage champagne isn’t made every year and 2012 wasn’t going to be a good vintage yea
  • You should drink vintage champagne within 10 years of its bottling (any older and it is likely to be rubbish!)
  • If it isn’t vintage champagne you need to drink it within 2 years
  • The popularity of certain champagnes is only down to advertising not to superior taste (you have just got to love the forthright nature of these Bulgarians – they just love to tell it how it is; although I am not sure she will have a job for life at Mercier if she continues to tell the truth!
  • Mercier is the champagne of choice for most French people
What can I say? ...it was a long day!

By the time we wend our way back to the boat we are pretty mellow but we still manage to down a “superior” bottle of champers to celebrate Sonya’s survival of the Camino (and our company!) before heading out for a vey nice meal at the Cave.  It’s been a great trip so far and we can’t wait to see the rest of what the Marne canal has to offer.   Sadly the divine Miss Sonya has to leave us here and go back to NZ and work. (I'm sure Annette could swing you another couple of weeks??!)   
Au revoir et voyages heureux!
P.s:  Both Mercier and Castellane make fine tasting champagnes but then so do many of the little maisons and of note was G. Tribaut of Haute Viller… (They also make a lovely Ratafia)
Sadly we were unable to score a bottle of Moet Chandon, Dom Perignon, Mumm,  Bollinger, Tattinger or alike, so are unable to provide informed suggestions on what to buy but, if you feel the need for us to perform more research into the matter, please feel free to send bottles of the afore mentioned for scrutiny and we will endeavour to form a coherent list of top champagnes of the region!  Sante!

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